I am now one step closer to being America's Next Top Mortician. I had my finals last week for my first semester back in school, and I did quite well if i must say so myself. Wouldn't Next Top Mortician be a great TV show, though? Let's see who would host... I think it would definately be Ron Smith of Saint Louis. The work he does is incredible. A string of goths and emo boys would be guest judges. Janice Dickinson could probably be on it too.
So Christmas is in a few days. I found some gorge Christmas lights at Menards that are--are you ready?--pigs. That's right, I said pigs. They also had fishing lures, ears of corn, John Deere tractors, camping trailers, and many many more. I nearly did something in my pants when I saw them all. (I'll let you decide what I almost did in my pants.)
