i'm gonna lock my son up in a tower till i write my whole life story on the back of his big brown eyes

You know who you are. You know what's wrong. You can't keep going on like this. You know what you need to do. You know what you need to change. You know what you have to change. This is all for you. This is all about you.


You're a watchdog, and I need you to be an intruder. It can't go on like this.

my lover, i'd rather be under than getting over you

I finally started reading the first Harry Potter book. I know. Where have I been? I must say I'm enjoying it. I don't really like reading a book after I've seen the movie version though, because then you just end up relying on the imagination of the movie makers instead of your own. But I like it anyway.

you'll never gain weight from a doughnut hole

I really only wanted to post an entry so that I could use the doughnut hole line. Unfortunately the last few days have slipped by with little to no accomplishment; thereby, I have little to discuss. Should I just offer up a word or two about Kevin O'Connor from PBS' "This Old House"? No? Well, ok. I was only trying to open up a discussion.

like Prince said you're a sexy mother--

Oh readers, where do I begin?

My sister's wedding went pretty well. I was making a misery of myself in the beginning of the reception, but then started to get caught up in the moment and got myself drunk on Crown and Coke and danced--to be more specific, I ruled the dance floor (wasn't able to get myself laid though.) Nearly a week later, I am still in a bit of pain. A John Travolta-style knee slide may look cool, but it's really not good for the joints. But your only sister doesn't get married every day, right? It was great to get to share that time with her just acting crazy. Being a stick-in-the-mud doesn't afford me that many opportunities to behave so. I'm sorry more people weren't able to see it.

So readers, now it is your turn to share some wild and crazy recent experiences. It's as easy as 1-2-3! Just click on the comments and tell us all something new and interesting about yourself.

(And Christoph, you know you've always been my favorite. I guess it's your sweet sweet face.)