Sunday, January 28, 2007

spinning spinning before i can recall all the unknown chemicals control the cycle

I finally started my homework that I should've started days ago. Finished a lab report on T-streaking, which sounds like something i'd like to do, but really have no interest in. I do have a lab buddy, though, whose name alone makes class exciting. She is a nursing student with the last name of Kill, which of course will make her Nurse Kill. I can sit for hours (with nothing better to do) imagining "Nurse Kill" being used in sentences in a clinical setting. In an abortion clinic: "Nurse Kill will be right with you." In the children's ward of a hospital: "Nurse Kill will be right with you." There are minor variations on the actual sentence; I mainly just come up with new situations, as you can read for yourself. "Nurse Kill will be assisting with your surgery today." "Hi, I'm Nurse Kill. Unfortunately your niece didn't make it through the night."

Well, it's late, and I still have to read about cell metabolism. As if I will really be able to concentrate now that I've gotten started on Nurse Kill dialogues again.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"Hi, My name is Nurse Kill. I will be assisting with your routine appendectomy today. The doctor says he may even let me hold the knife. No need to worry though. Although I've never done it before, my hands are normally very steady... as long as I have not been drinking."

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